Sunday, September 14, 2014
Sunday, September 7, 2014
things that happened:
-the worst interrogation
-the most hygienic date between the hitmage and an NPC.
-wolf spirit warnings
-the most awkward apology which wasn’t really an apology
-the most awkward conversation. in JAPANESE. schaz is great. anyway the street sam’s elder brother disprove of the street sam and his sister’s antics.
-assassin fun times! news reporter AI hires hitmage to kill redeker so she may or may not kill the hitmage’s girlfriend.
-UV node quest (Velma Tower included)
-we believed there wasn’t a UV node until one showed up.
-zombie sprites! rather sprites possessing clones. it was terrifying.
-the troll scientist stuck his head into the UV node. because SCIENCE.
-troll scientist discovers Resonance tastes sugary as hell. which explains a lot of things about technoelf.
-we found a guy in the suit in the node.
-the troll scientist gave the guy the one true BITCOIN. because DESTINY.
-the digital dragon is back. it was terrifying.
trappedinavelociraptor said: How did you accumulate corgis??
A Troll Cowboy (who is a minotaur metavariant so he’s a Cow Boy Cowboy) inexplicably attracts them like some sort of horned Corgi Magnet.
trappedinavelociraptor said: Wait are all the corgis magic??
Nah, but considering we inadvertently accumulated like a million of them. Some of them might as well be.
Move all the corgis to the country with the anti-corp dragon leader. There they will be safe.
Amazonia is always looking for a few more helping paws. Anyway, a Great Feathered Serpent leading a Corgi Stampede would be one of the most surreal sights of the Sixth World.
trappedinavelociraptor said: Never go to Aztlan!
Blood Magic (and Time Travel) is never a good thing.
Also, there may or may not be a corgi population extant in Brazil.
Friday, September 5, 2014
so WIZARD TEAM ended up in Aztlan where they met new people. they were hired by Aztech to finish off a military conflict so the resulting bloodshed would power some esoteric blood ritual to resurrect a dead god via time travel. while the ritual went through, a series of bizarre coincidences (involving plants, corgis, and horchata) didn’t quite result in what Aztech wanted. a plant NPC was rejuvenated - and Horchata Man time-traveled and ascended to godhood, becoming the God of Horchatas.
Meanwhile, the Action Executive became the Horchata Man. Because curses.
We somehow got a Real Bitcoin.
And the Season One Villain has the Time Travel Book.
Sunday, August 31, 2014
bird-squid, seal shrimp, nudist worm, and paragon doge. sprites are terrifying.
Friday, August 29, 2014
In the episode “THE TWILIGHT CALZONE,” we trashed a secret base, trashed some butlerbots, and met a giant talking calzone. the street sam decided to drunk drive. we have major plot bombs dropped. we had pvp which degraded into name-calling and a surrender. it was cool.
Tuesday, August 26, 2014
little computer people. except they aren’t little, they are pretty huge. sprites are hideous.