Sunday, September 28, 2014
as technomancer antagonist died, technoelf got some of his sprites, like this creepy cat thing. its a machine sprite.

as technomancer antagonist died, technoelf got some of his sprites, like this creepy cat thing. its a machine sprite.

Sunday, September 21, 2014

trappedinavelociraptor said: So is that Dunklezahn??

Actually, it’s Obama.

trappedinavelociraptor said: How is Guy coping? Is there a robot version of the dead dragon president???

Guy finds everything to be slightly discombobulating.

Nah, the president is like a shapeshifting cyborg dragon. Also a president.

trappedinavelociraptor said: I understand exactly nothing of what is happening

There are way too many things happening. Help.

things that happened

-hitmage, girlfriend NPC, and AI goes kill the technomancer leader-some sort of bizzare car-kidnapping plan-plan failed so the magic gang noticed-technomancer leader also had a presidentdragon as his drone-a lot of magic hobos are killed-a dramatic entrance by president shaman-technomancer leader assassinated BUT-mysterious clone spies?-anyway digidragon comes and tries to eat the presidentdragon-redheads and sprite invasion-liberty does a DRAMATIC SACRIFICE takes the digibullet so she is turned into pixels :(-also girlfriend NPC disappeared-meanwhile turns out clones are actually synthetically made drones-also we learned from ecoterrorist’s dad that our renraku man got kidnapped by ninjas-so a dead man’s switch is activated, turns out seattle was going to missile-explode in 24 hours if we don’t get renraku man back-suddenly street sam’s bro came to drag street sam and sis back to japan-street sam’s bro turns out to be the action business man in the magic intermission, also he has karate and horchata powers.-street sam is like NO.-ANIME HORCHATA FIGHT.-tir tangire splinter faction comes again! they bring supplies and moral support!-ecoterrorist makes rousing speech-oh yeah we have a president dragon in our party it’ll be hilarious-also we became internet famous due to our hitmages’ blog. amazing.-looks like we’ll save the world. again. because the world is rooting us this time.

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Saturday, September 20, 2014

mar-lisa said: Hey, love your artwork (especially the sprites) and the way you scribble the runs. Now here's the question: how did your character lose his arm?

Thank you!

He lost it because EVO used technomancer parts to make magiware (basically cyberware that allow you to cast magic). Unfortunately, he was a technomancer and even worse, an INTERN.

Friday, September 19, 2014 Sunday, September 14, 2014
things that happened:
-the worst interrogation
-the most hygienic date between the hitmage and an NPC.
-wolf spirit warnings
-the most awkward apology which wasn’t really an apology
-the most awkward conversation. in JAPANESE. schaz is great. anyway the street sam’s elder brother disprove of the street sam and his sister’s antics.
-assassin fun times! news reporter AI hires hitmage to kill redeker so she may or may not kill the hitmage’s girlfriend.
-UV node quest (Velma Tower included)
-we believed there wasn’t a UV node until one showed up.
-zombie sprites! rather sprites possessing clones. it was terrifying.
-the troll scientist stuck his head into the UV node. because SCIENCE.
-troll scientist discovers Resonance tastes sugary as hell. which explains a lot of things about technoelf.
-we found a guy in the suit in the node.
-the troll scientist gave the guy the one true BITCOIN. because DESTINY.
-the digital dragon is back. it was terrifying.

things that happened:

-the worst interrogation

-the most hygienic date between the hitmage and an NPC.

-wolf spirit warnings

-the most awkward apology which wasn’t really an apology

-the most awkward conversation. in JAPANESE. schaz is great. anyway the street sam’s elder brother disprove of the street sam and his sister’s antics.

-assassin fun times! news reporter AI hires hitmage to kill redeker so she may or may not kill the hitmage’s girlfriend.

-UV node quest (Velma Tower included)

-we believed there wasn’t a UV node until one showed up.

-zombie sprites! rather sprites possessing clones. it was terrifying.

-the troll scientist stuck his head into the UV node. because SCIENCE.

-troll scientist discovers Resonance tastes sugary as hell. which explains a lot of things about technoelf.

-we found a guy in the suit in the node.

-the troll scientist gave the guy the one true BITCOIN. because DESTINY.

-the digital dragon is back. it was terrifying.

Sunday, September 7, 2014

trappedinavelociraptor said: How did you accumulate corgis??

A Troll Cowboy (who is a minotaur metavariant so he’s a Cow Boy Cowboy) inexplicably attracts them like some sort of horned Corgi Magnet.

trappedinavelociraptor said: Wait are all the corgis magic??

Nah, but considering we inadvertently accumulated like a million of them. Some of them might as well be.

trappedinavelociraptor said: Move all the corgis to the country with the anti-corp dragon leader. There they will be safe.
Amazonia is always looking for a few more helping paws. Anyway, a Great Feathered Serpent leading a Corgi Stampede would be one of the most surreal sights of the Sixth World.