Sunday, September 14, 2014
things that happened:
-the worst interrogation
-the most hygienic date between the hitmage and an NPC.
-wolf spirit warnings
-the most awkward apology which wasn’t really an apology
-the most awkward conversation. in JAPANESE. schaz is great. anyway the street sam’s elder brother disprove of the street sam and his sister’s antics.
-assassin fun times! news reporter AI hires hitmage to kill redeker so she may or may not kill the hitmage’s girlfriend.
-UV node quest (Velma Tower included)
-we believed there wasn’t a UV node until one showed up.
-zombie sprites! rather sprites possessing clones. it was terrifying.
-the troll scientist stuck his head into the UV node. because SCIENCE.
-troll scientist discovers Resonance tastes sugary as hell. which explains a lot of things about technoelf.
-we found a guy in the suit in the node.
-the troll scientist gave the guy the one true BITCOIN. because DESTINY.
-the digital dragon is back. it was terrifying.

things that happened:

-the worst interrogation

-the most hygienic date between the hitmage and an NPC.

-wolf spirit warnings

-the most awkward apology which wasn’t really an apology

-the most awkward conversation. in JAPANESE. schaz is great. anyway the street sam’s elder brother disprove of the street sam and his sister’s antics.

-assassin fun times! news reporter AI hires hitmage to kill redeker so she may or may not kill the hitmage’s girlfriend.

-UV node quest (Velma Tower included)

-we believed there wasn’t a UV node until one showed up.

-zombie sprites! rather sprites possessing clones. it was terrifying.

-the troll scientist stuck his head into the UV node. because SCIENCE.

-troll scientist discovers Resonance tastes sugary as hell. which explains a lot of things about technoelf.

-we found a guy in the suit in the node.

-the troll scientist gave the guy the one true BITCOIN. because DESTINY.

-the digital dragon is back. it was terrifying.

Sunday, September 7, 2014

trappedinavelociraptor said: How did you accumulate corgis??

A Troll Cowboy (who is a minotaur metavariant so he’s a Cow Boy Cowboy) inexplicably attracts them like some sort of horned Corgi Magnet.

trappedinavelociraptor said: Wait are all the corgis magic??

Nah, but considering we inadvertently accumulated like a million of them. Some of them might as well be.

trappedinavelociraptor said: Move all the corgis to the country with the anti-corp dragon leader. There they will be safe.
Amazonia is always looking for a few more helping paws. Anyway, a Great Feathered Serpent leading a Corgi Stampede would be one of the most surreal sights of the Sixth World.

trappedinavelociraptor said: Never go to Aztlan!

Blood Magic (and Time Travel) is never a good thing.

Also, there may or may not be a corgi population extant in Brazil.

so WIZARD TEAM ended up in Aztlan where they met new people. they were hired by Aztech to finish off a military conflict so the resulting bloodshed would power some esoteric blood ritual to resurrect a dead god via time travel. while the ritual went through, a series of bizarre coincidences (involving plants, corgis, and horchata) didn’t quite result in what Aztech wanted. a plant NPC was rejuvenated - and Horchata Man time-traveled and ascended to godhood, becoming the God of Horchatas.
Meanwhile, the Action Executive became the Horchata Man. Because curses.
We somehow got a Real Bitcoin.
And the Season One Villain has the Time Travel Book.
Yeah.

so WIZARD TEAM ended up in Aztlan where they met new people. they were hired by Aztech to finish off a military conflict so the resulting bloodshed would power some esoteric blood ritual to resurrect a dead god via time travel. while the ritual went through, a series of bizarre coincidences (involving plants, corgis, and horchata) didn’t quite result in what Aztech wanted. a plant NPC was rejuvenated - and Horchata Man time-traveled and ascended to godhood, becoming the God of Horchatas.

Meanwhile, the Action Executive became the Horchata Man. Because curses.

We somehow got a Real Bitcoin.

And the Season One Villain has the Time Travel Book.

Yeah.

Friday, September 5, 2014

bird-squid, seal shrimp, nudist worm, and paragon doge. sprites are terrifying.

Sunday, August 31, 2014

trappedinavelociraptor said: Tell me the plot bombs and who PVP’d

Hoo boy.

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In the episode “THE TWILIGHT CALZONE,” we trashed a secret base, trashed some butlerbots, and met a giant talking calzone. the street sam decided to drunk drive. we have major plot bombs dropped. we had pvp which degraded into name-calling and a surrender. it was cool.

In the episode “THE TWILIGHT CALZONE,” we trashed a secret base, trashed some butlerbots, and met a giant talking calzone. the street sam decided to drunk drive. we have major plot bombs dropped. we had pvp which degraded into name-calling and a surrender. it was cool.

Friday, August 29, 2014

little computer people. except they aren’t little, they are pretty huge. sprites are hideous.

Tuesday, August 26, 2014
dazzling gleam.

dazzling gleam.